Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hey Claire! Happy Birthday! (2 hours early)

Happy birthday Claire! 23 years of age and all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth! I guess things change less than we think they do. Here are the things I wish for you in this coming year:

1. That you get a 23% raise
2. That unemployment is not 23%
3. That you make 23 different kinds of jell-o shots
4. That 23 dogs and cats say hello!
5. You receive 23 unicorn visits (or unican)
6. And 23 panda hugs
7. That you move to the place where the 23rd amendment will directly impact you
8. You eat onion rings 23 times (at least)
9. That I see you 23 times (at least)
10. You show 23 buddhists/native american culture appropriators the error of their ways
11. You sing karaoke 23 times
12. You drink 23 bottles of Andre (not all at once or else your legs might be amputated)
13. The next season of True Blood has 23 episodes (with more Erik and less Bill)
14. You make 23 sheet dresses
15. Bruce Springsteen releases 23 singles
16. Bruce Springsteen plays 23 tour dates with tickets selling at $23
17. We return to George's Lounge 23 times
18. We don't return to Jimmy's for 23 years
19. That we never get so bored as to watch Jim Carey in the Number 23
20. That you write 23 wonderful stories
21. You receive 2/3rds of a (fake) deer to hang over your mantle
22. THIS IS FALSE 23 TIMES OVER http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_%28numerology%29 [NOTE THE BAND NAME "THROBBING GRISTLE"]
23. That your 23rd birthday causes an alignment of the planets that allows for peace and justice and equality and adorable cute things to thrive in the manner that your birth foretold.

Love,
Andrea and Charlie

P.S. PLEASE ENJOY THE EXCELLENT TRANSITION I WORKED INTO THIS VIDEO

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